"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
HEAVY METAL BROKE MY
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
I suck at texting unless:
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
I just fucking realized where my band’s name came from and I’m pissing.
Forgot that I don’t really talk about my band on here, but I play bass for a deathcore band called, WeScreamWar, and I just realized it’s basically I Declare War. I mean, we go hard but I’m mad it took me this damn long.
do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER